January 2012
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Jan 25th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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December 2011
7 posts
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Dec 29th
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Dec 25th
6 notes
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Dec 19th
1 tag
Dec 14th
236 notes
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Dec 12th
71 notes
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Dec 7th
6 notes
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Dec 2nd
November 2011
11 posts
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Nov 27th
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Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
9 notes
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Nope, Can't.
Dad: What does the back of your shirt say? (referring to my Childish Gambino t-shirt)
Me: ...I can get it
Dad: What does that mean?
Me: I can...get...my dreams.
Nov 19th
3 tags
Nov 18th
1 tag
Nov 17th
868 notes
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Nov 15th
218 notes
1 tag
Nov 14th
323 notes
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WatchWatch
Now you kiss him.
Nov 12th
Um, Can we talk about the Diva Cup?
I don’t know if I am more grossed out by the name or the reuse of it. I am all for going green but I doubt Beyonce would use this.
Nov 8th
Nov 8th
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October 2011
12 posts
3 tags
Oct 31st
1 tag
Oct 31st
72 notes
Balls Deep
Katrina: hooking up is difficult though. i mean its very non-emotional and it's hard for anyone to be in someone's bed thinking: don't get emotional
Me: that's why i hookup in cars
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
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Oct 26th
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Oct 20th
9 notes
Sex: The Pill Makes You Pick A Loving Mate Who's... →
It’s time to update that old song about getting an “ugly girl to marry you.” Apparently the key to being happy for the rest of your life is to go on the pill, find a less attractive dude, and engage in some mediocre sex.
Oct 16th
1 note
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Oct 11th
1 tag
Mindy Kaling, My Imaginary BFF. →
Oct 5th
2 tags
Oct 5th
8 tags
Oct 4th
September 2011
2 posts
elegantreverie asked: ╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will
put this in your ask.
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Sep 17th
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Sep 6th
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August 2011
2 posts
6 tags
Listenhamandsteez: Kavinsky /// Nightcall (Breakbot...
Aug 26th
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Aug 8th
July 2011
5 posts
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Jul 30th
47 notes
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Jul 29th
Victoria's Secret
Me: One of the gay dudes at work started calling me "Miss V". So ever since then I feel like I come off as a drag queen.
Elsie: hahahahahaha
Me: Isn't it such a tranny name?! Like I should be a fucking judge on America's Next Top Model.
Elsie: Maybe he thinks you're awesome?
Me: Im gonna go with tranny/drag queen due to that question mark.
Jul 20th
Jul 12th
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Jul 6th
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June 2011
5 posts
Amy Poehler for Planned Parenthood
10daysgone: Hi ____, You know who is awesome? Cecile Richards. She’s the president of Planned Parenthood Federation of America. She’s smart, she’s tough, and she’s totally dedicated to fighting for women’s health. And you know who else totally rules? Every single doctor and nurse and receptionist and volunteer who shows up at a Planned Parenthood health center to make sure that every...
Jun 28th
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Jun 9th
Jun 5th
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May 2011
10 posts
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"Comedians are sexy" phase
Me: I'm a big Seth Meyers fan
Mike: I'm not into awkward white guy humor
Me: coming from an awkward white guy
Mike: Yep, so I should know best right?
Me: The day he is in town, I am going to be in Vegas. I am kinda sad about that.
Mike: where?
Me: the Chicago comedy fest. the Vic? The Riv? one of the places. Is it weird that I have a little crush on him?
Mike: Yep
Me: If you think about it, it might be a progression in feminism. To have a crush on someone that isn't a pop icon
Mike: I bet Steve Martin got alot of pussy back in the day.I'm sure Louie Anderson got a BJ.
Me: I just threw up in my mouth
Mike: You are just at that "Comedians are sexy" phase.
Me: what comes after that? "Middle management is sexy" or "I'm cool with dimentia"?
May 31st