January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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Nope, Can't.
Dad: What does the back of your shirt say? (referring to my Childish Gambino t-shirt)
Me: ...I can get it
Dad: What does that mean?
Me: I can...get...my dreams.
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Now you kiss him.
Um, Can we talk about the Diva Cup?
I don’t know if I am more grossed out by the name or the reuse of it. I am all for going green but I doubt Beyonce would use this.
October 2011
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Balls Deep
Katrina: hooking up is difficult though. i mean its very non-emotional and it's hard for anyone to be in someone's bed thinking: don't get emotional
Me: that's why i hookup in cars
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Sex: The Pill Makes You Pick A Loving Mate Who's... →
It’s time to update that old song about getting an “ugly girl to marry you.” Apparently the key to being happy for the rest of your life is to go on the pill, find a less attractive dude, and engage in some mediocre sex.
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Mindy Kaling, My Imaginary BFF. →
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September 2011
2 posts
elegantreverie asked: ╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will
put this in your ask.
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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will
put this in your ask.
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August 2011
2 posts
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July 2011
5 posts
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Victoria's Secret
Me: One of the gay dudes at work started calling me "Miss V". So ever since then I feel like I come off as a drag queen.
Elsie: hahahahahaha
Me: Isn't it such a tranny name?! Like I should be a fucking judge on America's Next Top Model.
Elsie: Maybe he thinks you're awesome?
Me: Im gonna go with tranny/drag queen due to that question mark.
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June 2011
5 posts
Amy Poehler for Planned Parenthood
10daysgone:
Hi ____,
You know who is awesome? Cecile Richards. She’s the president of Planned Parenthood Federation of America. She’s smart, she’s tough, and she’s totally dedicated to fighting for women’s health. And you know who else totally rules? Every single doctor and nurse and receptionist and volunteer who shows up at a Planned Parenthood health center to make sure that every...
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May 2011
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"Comedians are sexy" phase
Me: I'm a big Seth Meyers fan
Mike: I'm not into awkward white guy humor
Me: coming from an awkward white guy
Mike: Yep, so I should know best right?
Me: The day he is in town, I am going to be in Vegas. I am kinda sad about that.
Mike: where?
Me: the Chicago comedy fest. the Vic? The Riv? one of the places. Is it weird that I have a little crush on him?
Mike: Yep
Me: If you think about it, it might be a progression in feminism. To have a crush on someone that isn't a pop icon
Mike: I bet Steve Martin got alot of pussy back in the day.I'm sure Louie Anderson got a BJ.
Me: I just threw up in my mouth
Mike: You are just at that "Comedians are sexy" phase.
Me: what comes after that? "Middle management is sexy" or "I'm cool with dimentia"?