May 2012
16 posts
2 tags
May 28th
239 notes
4 tags
May 22nd
57 notes
2 tags
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GQ looking motherfucker.
May 21st
9 notes
3 tags
May 21st
4 notes
2 tags
May 19th
11 notes
2 tags
Art Institute and Columbia College drop outs...
soyeahduh:
May 17th
17 notes
2 tags
May 17th
3 notes
4 tags
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coycolleen: SO GREAT
May 14th
7 notes
1 tag
May 12th
2 tags
May 12th
432 notes
4 tags
May 12th
72 notes
May 12th
3 tags
May 10th
1 note
3 tags
May 10th
5 notes
4 tags
May 10th
Waiting for the bus.
Guy: I'll give you a cigarette if you come around the corner with me.
Me: That sounds like a trap.
May 10th
1 note
April 2012
6 posts
We are such cunts.
Elsie: i went to allsaints and zara and topshop after work today and now i hate my life
Me: wtf. THANKS FOR THE INVITE! you fucking b!
Elsie: uh i was downtown
Me: it was my day off
Elsie: WELL i forgot
Me: so convenient
Elsie: i got coated pants FINALLY and mint green jeans and floral jeans and the crochet shorts i wanted from zara that were sold out online
Me: yeah im not listening im just talking shit about you to my dog
Elsie: HAHAHAHA i got a free notebook from topshop OH a denim shirt and...laura mercier foundation
Me: you should write about how much of a bitch you are in that notebook
Elsie: dun. ahahahaha I could but instead I will write about how I am such a great friend.
Me: well atleast you listened and got laura mercier
Apr 26th
1 note
1 tag
Apr 25th
23 notes
3 tags
Apr 13th
6 notes
2 tags
Apr 3rd
3 tags
Apr 3rd
27 notes
2 tags
Apr 3rd
25 notes
March 2012
5 posts
3 tags
Mar 25th
8 notes
Mar 16th
3 tags
Mar 15th
1 note
2 tags
“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling...”
– On The Road Jack Kerouac
Mar 11th
23 notes
1 tag
Mar 10th
113 notes
February 2012
7 posts
1 tag
Feb 26th
22 notes
E is for Elsie whose eggs are exceptional.
Elsie: my eggs are worth more than yours
me: oh thanks? haha
Elsie: not a joke WOMP
me: i wasnt taking it as one. i was just saying thanks for bringing that up.NOW IM GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS
Elsie: great we can do it together
me: except you will die a rich woman with your abundance of EXPENSIVE EGGS
Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
797 notes
Feb 18th
work conversations.
Rob: What happens if you mix the colors red and black?
Me: You would get black.
Rob: I am pretty sure you would get Darth Maul.
Feb 18th
Feb 14th
549 notes
Feb 4th
4,012 notes
January 2012
5 posts
2 tags
Jan 25th
1 note
2 tags
Jan 13th
2 tags
Jan 7th
54 notes
2 tags
Jan 7th
2,874 notes
2 tags
Jan 5th
15 notes
December 2011
7 posts
2 tags
Dec 29th
22,156 notes
Dec 25th
6 notes
3 tags
Dec 19th
8 notes
1 tag
Dec 14th
300 notes
3 tags
Dec 12th
67 notes
4 tags
Dec 7th
6 notes
2 tags
Dec 2nd
November 2011
11 posts
1 tag
Nov 27th
1 note
2 tags
Nov 21st
10 notes
1 tag
Nov 21st
9 notes
2 tags
Nope, Can't.
Dad: What does the back of your shirt say? (referring to my Childish Gambino t-shirt)
Me: ...I can get it
Dad: What does that mean?
Me: I can...get...my dreams.
Nov 19th
11 notes