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"Comedians are sexy" phase

• Me: I'm a big Seth Meyers fan
• Mike: I'm not into awkward white guy humor
• Me: coming from an awkward white guy
• Mike: Yep, so I should know best right?
• Me: The day he is in town, I am going to be in Vegas. I am kinda sad about that.
• Mike: where?
• Me: the Chicago comedy fest. the Vic? The Riv? one of the places. Is it weird that I have a little crush on him?
• Mike: Yep
• Me: If you think about it, it might be a progression in feminism. To have a crush on someone that isn't a pop icon
• Mike: I bet Steve Martin got alot of pussy back in the day.I'm sure Louie Anderson got a BJ.
• Me: I just threw up in my mouth
• Mike: You are just at that "Comedians are sexy" phase.
• Me: what comes after that? "Middle management is sexy" or "I'm cool with dimentia"?

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